Quick, to the slutcave!
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
its liver damage thursday
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