What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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