your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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