I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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