My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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