My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
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Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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