They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
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I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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