I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
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