I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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