love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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