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It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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