google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Damn victory sex feels great
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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