week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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