Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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