I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
