I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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