I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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