And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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