My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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