watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
