idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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