Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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