we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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