11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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