Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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