Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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