youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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