Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize
