Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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