Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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