i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Found the puke drawer
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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