so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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