I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
We had sex on a dog bed..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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