What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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