What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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