Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.