ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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