There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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