If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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