I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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