This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
false alarm, still single
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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