p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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