Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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