I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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