sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
someone owes me an orgasm
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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