i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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