wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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