I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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