is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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