if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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