If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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