There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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