Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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