Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I love you.
Bad choice
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