bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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