hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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