I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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